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[holyoutlaw]

WERE GIVING AWAY A FOLD-UP TREADMILL FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Not only do I like the past tense, but the holidays ARE a treadmill already. Hah!

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[jackwilliambell.livejournal.com]

Do you think it would fit in our place?

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

Depends on how small it folded.

[jackwilliambell.livejournal.com]

I guess that was my question. If it folds up small enough they can just mail it to you.

[jo-r-lucas.livejournal.com]

really? cos my parents are after one :)

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

You could write to spam@spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam.spam.eggsbaconsausage.spam.com and see if they have any left.