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[holyoutlaw]

via marykaykare:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).  Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points).  Last Monday I gave shunn a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).  Last Sunday I bought porn for blindmonk (-10 points).  In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).  Overall, I've been nice (731 points).  For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, holyoutlaw

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