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[holyoutlaw]

Turnabout is fair play:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I rescued heybatman from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I recruited genders as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I stopped beryllos from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-40 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
holyoutlaw

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